Student. Machinist. Outdoor enthusiast. Aspiring chef, currently reigning kitchen killer.

 

Euphemisms

… make my nights at work FANTASTIC.

My work environment is bawdy. I am one of very few women on the manufacturing floor. I have a healthy sense of humor.

I had to “blow” cards into a catalog. (Insert euphemism here.)

“I took pictures of my muffins last night because they looked delicious.” (Oh, yeah. Go for it.)

“This pocket is waaaay too tight. I can’t get anything into it.” (You know where this went.)

“It’s too thick. The fingers can’t grab it.” (Mmm-hmm. I said this.)

You wish your shop talk sounded like mine.

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